February 2012
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Alright folks, first of all; sorry for such a long absence. I finally scored a job as a graphic designer out here in Vegas, and I’ve been logging anywhere between 10 to 12 hours a day. I’m exhausted, but I figured that I’d get on here and regale you with yet another tale involving myself, and the lovely Ms. Sparkles. She made her first appearance in the virginity story a...
January 2012
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The tragic thing about not taking notes on events such as this, is that I can’t seem to place the exact period when this happened. I remember about 95% of all the paranormal things that happen to me, but I remember them without a date to back them up. I can easily remember the 1st one that happened when I was about five years old, and I can remember the most recent one that’s...
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Alright, it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything. I do apologize, but this job hunt has been taking up a great deal of my time. With that being said, I’ve decided I will regale you fine readers with a short story blended together seamlessly by four very different ingredients; myself, Eva, brownie mix, and a telephone.
I’m going to begin this story by...
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Remember back to a simpler time when kids were adorable little orbs of potential, jam packed with ridiculously cute catch phrases, and an overall cheery outlook on this constant shit storm we refer to as life? Not to completely shatter the spirit of our beloved Mr. Cosby, but the times are a’ changing Bill, and from the looks of it, there’s not a damn thing to be done to better the...
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I’ve always had a secret fascination with stories regarding unexplainable paranormal experiences. Especially due to the fact that I have been through quite a few, myself. Although I’ve experienced my fair share of strange happenings, very few of them have been outside of my house, and only one of them have ever taken place while I was with a friend. Well, until 2009, that is.
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“I just want to get ripped. Like, ripped enough to where my muscles bulge when...”
– [Drunken Logic - TragicallyHilarious.com]
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It was 2006, and I had just turned 16 years old. Like many other teenagers, ripe with testosterone, my biggest priority was to find a decent girl to call my own. Lacey was that girl. I had my eyes set on her for quite some time. Although I knew her as a child, we never really spent too much time together unless our parents were having a get together. It wasn’t until the summer of...
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December 2011
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“You can tell a lot about a woman by the items that you see in her shopping cart....”
– [Drunken Logic, TragicallyHilarious.com]
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Folks, there was a time when, like most young teenage boys, I was fixated on one girl in particular. A girl that I was certain would one day be mine. That girl, my friends, was the one and only Hilary Duff. Now, did I have a plan to win over the heart of this teeny bop sensation? Of course not, why would I? The world would intervene in some divine miracle and she would just mysteriously...
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Like most unemployed writers, I have a lot of free time on my hands. This next post isn’t so much of an experience that I’ve had, more so it’s a rant compiled from numerous experiences I’ve had over the years. I don’t think I’m alone with my stance on this either. Unfortunately, I’m afraid that not nearly enough people are willing to voice their...
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The experience I’m about to share with you is still, to this day, one of the creepiest encounters that I’ve ever had during the dark hours of the night. Almost, if not equally, as creepy as the girl under my bed. Stay tuned for that one though, I’m gonna be saving that one for a later date. This experience begins like any other..
I wake up, and immediately grab...
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The following is a chronicling of the worst 24 hours of my life. Each individual aspect of this story isn’t so terrible on its own, but as many of you know; when small problems start to stack up, the end result is never going to be a pretty one. This day started like any other, at work. Now, being a fast food restaurant, work was usually where the majority of my days noteworthy annoyances...
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Okay, so this is the first story that I decided to post delving into my experiences with the supernatural. I do suffer from a sleep disorder that is referred to as Hypnopompic Hallucinations. The general assumption is that people who suffer from this condition have a tendency to project their dreams into reality upon waking up. So essentially, you see what it is you were dreaming about...
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Ducks. If there is one memory in particular I have to losing my virginity, I would definitely have to say it is ducks. We’ll get to that in good time though, for now allow me to provide you with a bit of a back story. Growing up, I was raised in the belief that there is a woman out there worthy of my virginity. A woman so perfect, that the very world itself seems to lose some of...
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Let’s start this thing off right. My name is Scott Walker, and I am 21 years old. Born and raised in California City; a small town in the Mojave Desert. I just recently moved out to Las Vegas, and currently living with my brother in a studio apartment until I can find work. I have been writing for quite some time, and have experience working with several different publications,...